If Western students pay attention while walking around campus today, they just may hear the voice of Bart Simpson. Something like, “Eat my shorts,” or perhaps “Aye Carumba!” Nancy Cartwright will be speaking and giving a multimedia presentation at tonight at 7 in Van Meter Hall.

As a former diehard Cameron Crowe fan, it pains this reviewer to say just how disappointing “Elizabethtown” really is. I even liked his last film, “Vanilla Sky,” which countless people hated and only made $100 million because Tom Cruise was in it. “Elizabethtown” is merely mediocre, but compared to Crowe’s previous work, notably “Almost Famous” and “Say Anything,” it seems like a much more monumental failure than it is.

Western’s Environmental Health and Safety department and the Bowling Green Fire Department teamed up yesterday to teach students about fire safety. The event was held next to Guthrie Tower and featured a fire safety trailer. Fog was pumped through the trailer so students could see what it felt like to crawl through a smoke-filled room.

When Michael Leahy was 11 years old, he got his first look at pornography. It was nothing more than a playing card with a nude woman on it, but the image still remains burned in his mind. “I could draw it for you,” Leahy said last week. “What she looked like, the pose, every dimension of her body.