TOPS to fall break being just around the corner. We’re counting down the days.

BOTTOMS to projects due right after fall break.. C’mon professors, it’s called a break for a reason.

TOPS to no football this weekend. No football means no loss.

BOTTOMS to being in the dorm when your roommate is having sex. Unless, of course, you’re invited to join or the person they are having sex with happens to be you.

TOPS to the arrival of fall weather. Scarves, hats and sweaters, oh my.